nevver:

Design Crush

Why I watch Great British Bake-Off

  • 20%: The cakes
  • 80%: Sue Perkins' comments and jokes
  • replace every vowel in your url with “ub”

    queenunicornbaby:

    pikachu-patronus:

    Pubkubchub pubtrubnubs

    Pahahaha

    Qububn Ubnubcubrn Bubub..

    Lubububrubpubrfububtub

  • Lady on the bus next to me: Tell me again- what are you not going to do in daycare today?
  • Little boy: I will not hit the teacher with a light saber.
  • Lady: And why are you not going to hit her with a light saber?
  • Boy: It is my toy, and my choice, but if I hit her with the light saber, I'm acting like a Sith.
  • Lady: Do you want to be a Sith?
  • Boy: No! I am Obi-Wan!
  • meowgon:

    kinginthewest:

    it’s just like, why are there cat emojis for loads of emotions as well as normal humans emojis

    image

    like, when do i need to express these emotions… but as a cat

    they’re not for you… they’re for ME

    image

    lezkingdom:

hahaha, she slept, omg she FELL ASLEEP!!!!!!!
tumblr kitty glory glory glory : )))